shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

i hope she’s doing well

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calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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batter-sempai:

pyropethejudge:

twilian:

jellyfisher2:

So today, for a theater class, kids dressed up like gods and goddesses and one kid came as Dave

oMFG

im doing this

“What god are you supposed to be?”

“I’m the Knight of Time, the God of Sick Beats.”

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insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

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raspbeary:

*works persistently for years at art, draws every single day without fail*

*renders a perfect ass*

at last

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supremelyevil:

i present you a picture of dave and female dave getting a ride from darth vader

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djstriderswagg:

jin-nyeh:

nice work tz

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